Until now my 22 year old sister thought esophagus was pronounced sarcophagus. Hooooooow?
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
Dad: oh my god! Did you see her face?! She looks like an alien
Me: laughs
Dad: No seriously! She looks like predator! Look at her cheek bones!
Me: Dad, isn’t that Janet Jackson?
Dad: it is! Fuck looking out for zombies, we’ve gotta look out for Janet Jackson!
